A thousand points of light.

I heard this joke somewhere. I don't know who wrote it. I couldn't resist.

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four hundred and sixty-two:

• Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb, twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry,
  
• sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D,
  
• thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulbs,
  
• fifty-three to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb,
  
• forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision gear instead,
  
• and two hundred and eighty-three to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet.